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" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 8:00 PM" + "

" + "Eva Longoria Parker Directs You To Porn!" + "

" + "Ha! Oh Twitter newbies! Eva Longoria Parker has joined the ranks of celebrities on Twitter and already, she is making things a little more interesting. In an attempt to get her followers to also follow her hubby Tony Parker on the micro-blogging website, she accidental directed everyone to porn! That\'s right! A saucy, dirty X-rated website! (We didn\'t [...]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:45 PM" + "

" + "Katherine Heigl Is In The Money" + "

" + "Does anyone even see her movies?! Katherine Heigl will take a hiatus from being extremely unlikable to star in One for the Money, based on the Janet Evanovich novel of the same name. She will play Stephanie Plum, an unemployed lingerie buyer who becomes a bounty hunter to support herself. Although it sounds shiteous, Reese [...]" + "

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" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:30 PM" + "

" + "Chris Nolan To Help Out With Superman Franchise" + "

" + "Wise choice, Warner Bros! The studio is bringing in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight director Chris Nolan to \"mentor\" the development of an upcoming Superman film. It wouldn\'t be a sequel to 2006\'s Superman Returns, but a fresh take on the popular superhero franchise. And they need to get started sooner rather than later as [...]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:22 PM" + "

" + "The Dark Side Of New Moon" + "

" + "Dark Moon from Brandon T Jackson Is there such a thing as being too sensitive? Not when it comes to vampires…or this guy! Check out the lastest Funny or Die video, Dark Moon. (above) P.S. - Major kudos to Eve for biting her lip about 67 times. Way to get into character." + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:15 PM" + "

" + "Why So Shy, Pink?" + "

" + "No shame, \'bb! You have plenty to celebrate! Pink was snapped leaving a liquor store in El Lay yesterday looking a bit camera-shy. Maybe she was picking up some vino to drink with her valentine Carey Hart? [Image via WENN.]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:14 PM" + "

" + "SIGHting" + "

" + "Madonna was just spotted with her children arriving in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and later the same day boyfriend Jesus Luz was seen going into Her Madgesty\'s hotel. No break-up there, just one big happy family!" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:00 PM" + "

" + "You Are Hooking Up With Who, Jay Sean???" + "

" + "The Pussycat Dolls\' Nicole Scherzinger?! You lucky bastard! Sources are claiming that Nicole has been seen getting very friendly with Jay Sean for the last several weeks. The pair met months ago at the finale of The Sing Off, where Nicole was a guest judge and also still dating Lewis Hamilton. Still, Jay and Nicole swapped digits [...]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 6:46 PM" + "

" + "It\'s A Homicide! Coroner Releases Cause Of Death For Nancy Kerrigan\'s Father" + "

" + "So, so sad. According to the Coroner, Nancy Kerrigan\'s father, Daniel, died from cardiac dysrythmia after a neck injury during a physical altercation. Daniel apparently suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease. This comes as no surprise as Kerrigan\'s brother, Mark, has admitted to strangling his father during [...]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 6:45 PM" + "

" + "RiRi\'s Dramaz At Da Club" + "

" + "During the Super Bowl after pAArty at Liv in Miami, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian and Timbaland were just sitting at a table relaxing until a champagne bottle came whizzing past RiRi and shattered on the ground just inches from her. The panic continued as five magnums of Laurent Perrier Rose were thrown from the balcony and [...]" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 6:30 PM" + "

" + "Quote Of The Day" + "

" + "\"I don\'t want anyone for one second to think that I am tittillated by images of children. The public may think I\'m weird. They may think I\'m crazy. That\'s all fine. As long as one of the things you\'re NOT thinking about me is that I\'m a pedophile. Because that is not true. What I\'m [...]" + "

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